If you hurt her, I will hurt you. The camouflaged face at the window - is mine. Once reported, our moderators will be notified and the post will be reviewed. Please don't take this as an insult, hook but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. You are currently viewing as a guest!
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Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. However, to insure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers in place to your waist. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter?
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Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
- The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is?
- Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
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My father-in-law showed me his gun collection the first time I went over his house. Think of them while sipping this classic pear-flavored drink. My daughter is putting on her makeup, africa a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Your entre into the world of old-fashioned fizz and showbiz. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided.
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Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe.
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter -a joke
As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car.
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No I am not your uber driver. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, what do you think is the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. Poir Williams pear-flavored brandy combined with the finest ingredients for the straight man or quipster in all of us. This post has been flagged and will be reviewed by our staff.
As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, midriff t-shirts or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped to her throat. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. Please remember to be considerate of other members.
Rules for Dating my Daughter......(joke)
All i can say is that if i had a daughter i would feel just like that. But ive never dated a girl whos dad has been like this I know maybe they already knew there daughter were sluts haha joking. Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Follow Follow this discussion and email me when there are updates Stop following this discussion.
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- If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God.
- Places there there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
- Places where there are no parents, policemen or nuns within eyesight.
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Please try again now or at a later time. Movies which feature chainsaws are okay. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. Old folks homes are better.
If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? There is no need for you to come inside. Instead of just standing there, why not do something useful, dating the four like cleaning my gutters. Places where there is darkness.